Calm Your Titties

Introducing the Calm Your Titties candle, scented with a refreshing blend of cucumber, lavender, chamomile, and white tea.

When life gets a little too overwhelming and you feel like your titties are about to explode, just light up this candle and let the soothing aroma of cucumber and calming scents of lavender and chamomile work their magic. And if you need a little pick-me-up, the light and crisp fragrance of white tea will help you feel energized and ready to take on whatever comes your way.

This candle is perfect for those moments when you need to remind yourself to take a deep breath and relax. So whether you're dealing with a difficult boss, a screaming toddler, or just life in general, let this candle be your reminder to CALM YOUR TITTIES.

And for all the men out there, don't be shy about burning this candle too. After all, everyone can benefit from a little bit of relaxation and a good chuckle. So go ahead, light up this Calm Your Titties candle and let the stress melt away.

Scent Notes:

Cucumber, Lavender, Chamomile, White Tea.

9oz